the Bahoozadoozels Choronicles

It was a dark stormy night.
The Bahoozadoozels were slowly digesting their food in the cafeteria....

Suddenly, the math teacher came in and started randomly slicing students' heads off.
Most of the Bahoozadoozels were too shocked to say or do anything, and they continued to be for about 10 seconds when the first female Bahoozadoozel started screaming; everyone else just followed. Some Bahoozadoozels though, fainted, or so they seemed to be. Perhaps they have fainted OR died--nobody got to find out.

No Bahoozadoozel appeared to be sensible enough to run for the exit; instead they ran around in the cafeteria like loose mice. But, fortunately, the Postman came to their rescue. He broke into a window, fliped once in the air, and then landed successfully on the ground, "Now.....you will answer to ME, Math teacher!" He then threw a letter to the nearest Bahoozadoozel, "Leave, now," the coragous Postman urged them on.

The Bahoozadoozel with the letter lead the way to the nearest exit, Bahoozadoozels hurried outside as quickly as they could, as they heard the math teacher mutter something about trigonomotry and pie charts. They stumbled and triped upon each other as they finally reached the end of the hallway, and got out of the whole school through the main exit.

First thing they noticed was truely extraordinary, a huge cow, double its normal size was enjoying a meal of grass in the school gardens, but it also seemed to be waiting for them. They hurried quickly towards it to examin it.

The Bahoozadoozel with the letter finally remebered he had it and opened it as fast as he could.

It read:

Dear children (or Bahoozadoozels as Master and Apprentice refer to you);

Currently, as you are reading this letter, I am travelling the "Road 2 Dawn".
It appears to be the ONLY passageway to Master and Apprentice.
It seems to me, they are our only hope at the moment to solve this really bizarre situation.
I have left you mah cow MR. POOPY PANTS to guide you.
It can also fly, so ride it. Don't worry it knows the way.

Please be careful children.
PS. Say "hey" to mah cow for me will you?

School Principle;
Tetsuya (also best selling video game creator: Kingdom Hearts.)


The Bahoozadoozels had no choice but to ride on MR. POOPY's back, wondering what on earth was going on.
Just who are these Master and Apprentice characters? Why would they refer to them as the bahoozadools? Why was the math teacher going mad all of a sudden? Who is the Postman guy? How come he knew the Principle and was so willing to face the mad math teacher just to save their lives? Lots of questions were exploding in each of the Bahoozadoozels' heads like fireworks.

But one question bothered them the most:
HOW THE HELL COULD A COW FLY????



To be continued...