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Tetsuya and mah cow
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CHICKEN PHILOSOPHY
by ~tetsuyascow
TBC CHAPTER 6CHAPTER 6     Tetsuya was handing out more chocolate cookies and coins. Master was getting very impatient. “Tetsuya, there are enough cookies on your disintegrating offensive table, there is absolutely no need to make more, will you sit down, or shall I do something bad?”  
“BAD!!!” Apprentice repeated.  “Forgive me Master, but MR. POOPY PANTS loves these coins, especially when he sees himself on both sides of the coin” Tetsuya said while sitting down. “It was just a normal Monday morning, or that’s what I thought,”  “Dude, are you trying to sound mysterious or so TBC CHAPTER 6
by ~tetsuyascow
TBC CHAPTER 7CHAPTER 7   
 
The Bahoozadoozels did not knock on the door; they went straight in. Inside, an old man was holding a monkey with one hand, and punching it with the other furiously and brutally, far away in the corner.     As soon as he noticed them, he threw the monkey and ran quickly to the red carpet in the center of the room and started acting like he was meditating. The monkey lay on the ground completely immobile.  The man looked up slowly, and said, “Why, exactly are you interrupting me? I was trying to hex someone. Get out!”  
“Excuse us, but it seems that we are supposed to b TBC CHAPTER 7
by ~tetsuyascow
TBC CHAPTER 5CHAPTER 5   
 
 
The Bahoozadoozels entered the dark tower, some screaming, some praying, some thinking about getting themselves a new lipstick, but in the end they were all hoping that choosing to go in, was not a mistake they will regret later (although, they had no proper options in the first place).   
 
 
 
The tower was not so gloomy from the inside like they had expected; the tower from the inside was very well-lit indeed. There was a narrow hallway that went for about six meters and stopped at a swirly staircase that looked like it would take forever to reach to the top. Beside that stairca TBC CHAPTER 5
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PLANS

Wed Oct 14, 2009, 2:45 AM
  • Mood: Excited
  • Listening to: MR. POOPY PANTS cursing the taxi driver
  • Reading: How to get a girl for hopeless men like you
  • Watching: Abraham Linkin drinking milk
  • Playing: Kingdom Hearts
  • Eating: Cow meat
  • Drinking: Milk out of a coconut shell :D
I, Tetsuya, have decided to take a break from being awesomely creative and random. I will be travelling to Hawaii soon and MR. POOPY PANTS will be accompanying me on my travels, but, I will not be there for the mere fun of it, I will be researching on "female" bahoozaoozels so I could continue my stories.

I have hired MR. POOPY PANTS as the photographer and I will be taking care of the "communication" between me and the very beautiful species of the human beings, especially those who don't seem to be properly dressed. :D

I am very excited, so excited that I could feel my nose bleeding rapidly from all the excitment! Oh these wonderful, lovely, kind, awesome creatures. :D :D :D
:iconnosebleedingplz:

DO NOT MISS ME THOUGH FOR, I, TETSUYA WILL BE BACK!!!!

Please advertise my story and spread the word while I'm away on SERIOUS business. Thanks.

TA TA FOR NOW!

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  • Current Residence: SHHH MAH COW IZ SPEAKING TO MEH! D:<
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Mah cow loves towels
  • Print preference: "moooo..."
  • Interests: Kingdom Hearts (I MADE THE GAME YO!)
  • Favourite movie: Cow Invasion of the planet and The Utters' Real Purposes
  • Favourite band or musician: Cowz
  • Favourite genre of music: moo
  • Favourite artist: Mr. Cow
  • Favourite poet or writer: Lady Moo moo milk
  • Favourite photographer: Sir Utter Squeeze of Mooingshire
  • Favourite style of art: Cow art
  • Operating System: Cowz vista
  • MP3 player of choice: iCow (Ima make make one someday =D)
  • Shell of choice: "moooooo" Yes.. I understand Mr. POOPY PANTS. Yes... ._.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Cows....eating grass
  • Skin of choice: Cow skin (tastes good)
  • Favourite game: Kingdom Hearts (I MADE THE GAME YO!)
  • Favourite gaming platform: Cow Station (Ima make one someday =D)
  • Favourite cartoon character: Mr. POOPY PANTS
  • Personal Quote: never milk the cow until the cow speaks the "word" (from my personal experience)
  • Tools of the Trade: Mah Cow

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~superfantasyhearts 4 days 22 hours ago
You Have Been Tagged...See My Journal For The Rules...
And You Don't Have To Do It Immediately...

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i love akatsuki and organization XIII equally ~:heart:

OH MY JASHIN !!!

yaoi and yuri: :fear: :bleh: :O_o: :omg: :ohnoes: :cries: :disbelief:

got it memorized ?

~Akatsukitard-Club
:iconsuperfantasyhearts:
~superfantasyhearts 1 day 21 hours ago
lol
XD

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i love akatsuki and organization XIII equally ~:heart:

OH MY JASHIN !!!

yaoi and yuri: :fear: :bleh: :O_o: :omg: :ohnoes: :cries: :disbelief:

got it memorized ?

~Akatsukitard-Club
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~supernintendogirl Nov 5, 2009, 6:15:37 PM
thanks for the fav

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new hoshi no kabi episode [link]
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=firegold Oct 28, 2009, 8:29:40 AM
Thanks for the fav :+fav: :hug:

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*Wukii Oct 24, 2009, 1:43:03 PM
Dude!!!

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It's not over till something blows up.
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*Wukii Oct 26, 2009, 2:37:05 AM
bad day, u?

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It's not over till something blows up.
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~spirit-of-purity Oct 22, 2009, 8:15:10 AM
WORLD DOMINATION
RUN BAHOOZADOOZELS! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! :iconohnoesohplz:

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Please click on my brother's dragons!
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Thank you!
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A hilarious manga by ~KH-fan4life
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~tetsuyascow
Check out his stories XD
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~Rud-K Oct 14, 2009, 10:13:14 AM
thanks for the fav !!=D
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~joeoflula Oct 3, 2009, 5:04:01 AM
Oh hai thar
What's up?

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~joeoflula Oct 7, 2009, 5:39:01 AM
Sorry...Just bored. Going around my friend's profile to see what everyone's doing. Anything new?

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~Heroey, A great deviant and a greater friend. We miss you, Heroey.
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~tetsuyascow Oct 8, 2009, 5:28:21 AM
Nope, just busy milking MR. POOPY PANTS as usual >.>
You?
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~joeoflula Oct 8, 2009, 5:34:52 AM
Eh, nothing really new, I got a translated version of mother 3/Earthbound 2 but You've probably never heard of that. Other than that, The usual.

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